A tale of two titties

I think that’s what I should have named my blog.  Cause boy oh boy have these two titties been on a journey.  They have been cut open, removed, stuffed with muscle and had a hard expander put in them. Whew! That’s a lot of boob manipulation. Right now because of the lack of tissue I have left they feel like rocks! There are ripples in my boobs because I am not expanded yet, and I have opted to have nipple reconstruction so I just have two skin grafts where the nipples will be.  My mother Eric and I have been having conversations about where they took those grafts from and we can’t figure it out.

I am still pretty swollen underneath my armpits.  They get pretty sore.  Pretty glad I waxed my pits before surgery because I guarantee I would smell like an Italian hoagie right now.

Through all of this there are people here that keep me smiling and laughing.  my mom sets her alarm clock to go off in the middle of the night when I need to take my medications.  Shes pretty funny when she wakes up.  Well the alarm goes off at 3 am (her alarm ring is different than her call ring) she sits up, answers her phone and says “hello, hello?  Aww shit they hung up!” So she lays back down and I say “hey mom? That was your alarm” and she just looks at me and say “oh ” and starts laughing.  I laughed so hard my boobs hurt.  It’s the little things that make my day.  Thank goodness for those little things.

4 thoughts on “A tale of two titties

  1. Two things that made me giggle. 1 nothing worse than smellin like a OIP hoagie, 2 I always love moms rooster hair in the mornings

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